November 2011
When all your friends are laughing at a joke about you
You:
Me and my best friend when we get older.
When you see a picture of you from 2 years ago,
When you see a picture of you from 2 minutes ago,
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
- Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
- Me: Please, god, no--
- Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
- Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
- Me: Please, guys, calm down--
- Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
- Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
- Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
- Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
- Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
- Me: I hate you all
- Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
- Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
- Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
- Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
- Uterus: You mother fuckers.
- Torso: CONTRACT!
- Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
- Brain: Me gusta.
- This is so relevant to my life. : 0
that lazy moment when you're enjoying Tumblr then suddenly your mom asks you to help her with something.
There are two types of listeners. The ones who actually care, and the ones who are just nosy.
Halftime
Amy Winehouse
Halftime | Amy Winehouse
We can’t take the wait for Amy Winehouse’s posthumous album, Linoess: Hidden Treasures, any longer! The tracks we have heard, particularly the latest leak in “Halftime,” have been pretty damn good, if not great. The latest song from the album to leak on the net is “Halftime”. A beautiful piece that (unlike some songs on the album) we’ve never heard from Winehouse before. Steam it above and look out for Lioness: Hidden Treasures Dec. 5!
